Ellen, why don't you just join the GOP?

I used to like Ellen, but she’s turned awful. First, that whole thing with the dogs. I defended her at first, until it came out that she had a habit of giving her dogs away. In other words, she’s just another awful celebrity full of entitlement.

Now, she’s crossed a picket line. May she rot in hypocrite’s hell. Don’t ever tell me you’re a lefty again, Ellen. You’re just one more me-first, rich-asshole.

Meanwhile, I love you, Tina Fey.